1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 (dramatic, Eastern-influenced music) 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 (birds chirping) 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,520 (frogs croaking) (water rustling) 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,920 (dramatic music) 5 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,800 - Sensei. 6 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,080 - Sensei Yamazaki. (barks) 7 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,840 - These are the symbols 8 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,360 of our rule. 9 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,320 The precious golden nunchucks, passed in a tradition 10 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,080 from one master to the next 11 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,280 in an unbroken chain for 300 years. 12 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,720 I'm an old man now, 13 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,840 and you Adleman, my American friend 14 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,160 and Chiba are my best students. 15 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:27,000 It is time pass to the next generation. 16 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,600 Show me what you have learned. 17 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,120 - [Adleman] Yes, Sensei. (Chiba barks) 18 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,120 (music intensifies) 19 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,080 (heavy drum music) 20 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,160 (fighters yelling) 21 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,400 (Chiba yells) 22 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,800 (fighters grunting and yelling) 23 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,560 (Chiba groaning) 24 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,480 (Chiba yelling) 25 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:42,840 (staff smacking) (Chiba yelling) 26 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:09,600 (kick smacking) (Chiba yelling) 27 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,960 (music calms) 28 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:47,360 (fighters yelling) (kick thudding) 29 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,120 (Chiba grunts) 30 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,760 - Okay Pops, hand 'em over. 31 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,120 - No. 32 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,440 - I won. 33 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,640 - But winning is not everything. 34 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,840 Chiba has learned compassion. 35 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,360 And that is the sign of a master. 36 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,440 - If you think this is over, you're crazy. 37 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,360 I'm tired of this grasshopper shit anyway. 38 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,120 (menacing music) 39 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,680 (gentle music) 40 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,880 (men panting) 41 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,080 (fighters grunting) 42 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,600 (triumphant music) 43 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,200 (fighters grunting) 44 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,440 (dramatic music) 45 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,040 (car tires screeching) 46 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,800 (car engine revving) 47 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,880 - Master Josh. 48 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,640 - The one and only. The old man in? 49 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,360 - Yes sir, Mr. Keegan's expecting you sir. 50 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,400 (water splashing) 51 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,560 - [Josh] You're working too hard, Dad. 52 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,920 - [Mr. Keegan] Wish I could say 53 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,640 the same thing about you, son. 54 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,000 Glad you decided to come by. 55 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,680 - Well, actually I'm a little short this month. 56 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,840 - What? Another loan? 57 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,920 What's it for this time? 58 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,360 - It's education, sir. 59 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,880 See there's this summer course in the French Alps 60 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,720 on 18th Century poetry and I think- 61 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,640 - How much? 62 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,560 - $5,000. 63 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:26,800 - No, not 5,000, not 500, not $5. 64 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,840 - Come on dad, be reasonable, huh? 65 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,480 Okay, so I had a couple of setbacks in Vegas. 66 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,960 Come on, you're a businessman. 67 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,400 Are you going to hold that against me? 68 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,360 - Look, up 'til now, you've had it too easy. 69 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,720 Cars, women, money. 70 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,640 - Yeah? - No more. 71 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,720 I'm not going to keep throwing good money after bad 72 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,760 until you can prove you're a good investment. 73 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,840 - No problem, what do you want me to do? 74 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,320 - I want you to enroll in the state's 75 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,760 top martial arts academy. 76 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,200 You live through it, your allowance will be reinstated. 77 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,560 - Is this retroactive? 78 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,280 - Look, don't push your luck. 79 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,920 When I was young, we had Vietnam. 80 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,880 We fought for our country, we died for it. 81 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,320 We didn't have any of this "me generation" stuff. 82 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,960 - There's always El Salvador. 83 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,640 - Look, don't give me any of your lip. 84 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,600 You make it through this equivalent of a bootcamp, 85 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,440 you'll be okay. 86 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,080 'Til then, zip. 87 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,040 - Zip? 88 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,840 - Read my lips. Zip. 89 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,200 (bouncy upbeat music) 90 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,240 - Can we slow down now please? 91 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,440 - One more mile. 92 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,120 Oh my God, there he is. 93 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,160 - The Tai Chi guy? 94 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,560 - Yeah, I'm going to swoop in for a closer look. 95 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:35,560 - Oh, Suzy. 96 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,080 Well, when you going out? 97 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,440 - He hasn't asked me out yet, but he will. 98 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,760 Look at this, look at this. 99 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,440 - Martial Arts School. 100 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,280 - Yeah. 101 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,280 - No way, not me, not this time. 102 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,960 (playful music) 103 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,680 (car horn honks) 104 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,160 - This your best day yet? 105 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,720 - (scoffs) You never learn. 106 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,720 - This is getting to be a drag you know. 107 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,760 It's too easy man, people are going to talk. 108 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,960 Now why don't you get yourself into shape. 109 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:52,920 And next time we come around, 110 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,120 I want you to punch me in the nose 111 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,000 or else we're going to die of boredom. 112 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,280 (truck honks) 113 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:09,640 (man muttering) (playful music) 114 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,000 (man sneezes) 115 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,560 (man blowing and coughing) 116 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,240 (items clattering) 117 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,080 - Ow! 118 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,400 (pots clattering) 119 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,600 (eggs splattering) 120 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,040 Ah! (panting) 121 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,720 (hand sizzling) 122 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,280 (water steaming) 123 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:01,120 (man panting and muttering) 124 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,680 (timer buzzing) 125 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,520 Oh! 126 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,360 (fire crackling) 127 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,600 Ow! 128 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,800 I hope she likes extra, extra crispy. 129 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,320 No! 130 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,280 (dishes clattering) 131 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,000 (doorbell rings) 132 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,400 (doorbell rings) 133 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,320 She's here. 134 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:39,320 Ah ha, uh, Cynthia, hi. 135 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,760 - I'd love to stay, but I just remembered. 136 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,040 I have to see my dentist about a root canal 137 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,360 - Root canal? 138 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,200 - Bye! 139 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,960 - That's the third one this week. Ah. 140 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,720 - Hey Claude. 141 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,840 You lose her too? Man, that's too much. 142 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,160 That's the third one in two weeks. 143 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,640 - Fourth, the last time you were at the movies. 144 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,440 Five if count the one that dropped me 145 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,240 the day your wife got sick. 146 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,640 Oh gee, I don't see what's wrong. 147 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,400 - You've got to work on your coordination. 148 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,760 Check this out. 149 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,360 Picked this up at the supermarket around the corner. 150 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,640 - Ninja Academy? - Good stuff, man. 151 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,880 If those guys can't teach you to walk 152 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,400 and chew gum at the same time, no one will. 153 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,720 (spy music) 154 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,280 - Mmm, Phillip, is that a gun in your pocket, 155 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,600 or are you just happy to see me? 156 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,440 - I hate to disappoint you my dear, but that is a gun. 157 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,440 - I say my good man, have you noticed 158 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,080 any suspicious characters lurking around here lately? 159 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,720 - No, no, no, no. 160 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,680 What would they look like? 161 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:09,680 - Well they'd be in black, nothing this elegant. 162 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:13,400 They'd be carrying weapons, explosives, toxic chemicals. 163 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,680 - Toxic chemicals? 164 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,360 Sounds like a bunch that just flew in here. 165 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,000 They went that way. 166 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,480 (eerie music) 167 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,640 - [Henchman] Excuse me, Number One. 168 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,720 - What is it? 169 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,880 - I'm sorry sir, but your cat has gone. 170 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,080 (spy music) 171 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,080 (cat mewing) (gunshot fires) 172 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,360 (cat screeches) 173 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,160 - Terribly sorry. 174 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,480 - [Number One] Surprise, surprise Mr. Wellington. 175 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:52,000 - Your PA system is lousy. Hang up and call again. 176 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,400 (motorcycle revving) 177 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,160 (gunshots blast) 178 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,840 (gunshots blasting) 179 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,000 Japanese products aren't what they used to be. 180 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,440 - [Number One] Damn you Wellington, 181 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,040 you killed every one of my men. 182 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,720 - I also killed your cat. 183 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:33,520 (Number One laughing maniacally) 184 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,800 - [Number One] We'll meet again. 185 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,120 (spy music) 186 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,960 - Terribly sorry for the interruption sir, 187 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,680 but I've got M and M on the satellite channel. 188 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,200 - [M And M] I'm very disappointed in you, 189 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,760 Double O Seven Eleven. 190 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,720 I've been fielding a considerable number 191 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,880 of complaints here from various organizations 192 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,440 for the prevention of cruelty to animals, 193 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,800 not to mention the Japanese ambassador. 194 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,080 The feeling here is you've gotten a little carried away. 195 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,200 - But sir... 196 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,760 - [M And M] License revoked, Double O Seven Eleven. 197 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,080 No more wanton killings. 198 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,120 - What? 199 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,120 - [M And M] Hand the driver your weapon. 200 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,440 You're to enroll in a refresher course in the martial arts. 201 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,120 You get yourself out of this phallic dependency 202 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,520 on your gun in a crisis, and we'll talk again. 203 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,760 (birds chirping) 204 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,040 (vehicle zooming past) 205 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,040 - You wouldn't happen to have a car on you, would you? 206 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,520 - Real men don't drive, they walk. 207 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,240 (cheerful music) 208 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,840 - Jesus, what is this Sherwood Forest? 209 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,720 And rabbits. 210 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,600 $9.50. 211 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:02,000 That's (laughing) money, I need $9.50, $9.50. 212 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,200 - This place looks like a dump. 213 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,920 - What are, you deranged? 214 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,200 This is what I call heaven. 215 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,520 (car backfires) 216 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,160 - [Driver] Later babe, maybe we'll catch 217 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,880 you back at the beach, huh? 218 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,840 - I shall miss the old Beretta. 219 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,680 - Of course, sir. 220 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,800 - Welcome to our winter session. 221 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,120 My name is Gayle Nakiyama. 222 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,760 I'm the sensei's assistant and I'll be your instructor. 223 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,520 So if you'll follow me, please. 224 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,360 (dramatic music) 225 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,280 (music intensifies) 226 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,440 (Chiba speaking Japanese) 227 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,960 Chiba sensei welcomes you all here. 228 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,600 (Chiba grunts and speaks Japanese) 229 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,120 Training starts first thing in the morning. 230 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,240 It's going to be a long week. 231 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,880 He recommends you get a good night's sleep. 232 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,520 But first I'd like for you to meet our sensei. 233 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,800 - Phil baby, you and I will make a killing here. 234 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,160 - A killing? 235 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,680 - Skirts, the broadsky's. 236 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,280 Only the sayonara? She's mine. 237 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,160 - I see. 238 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,840 (dramatic music) 239 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,680 - How do you do? 240 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,240 - What's up? So how you been, good? Good. 241 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,880 (student speaking stilted Japanese) 242 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,680 - Or something like that. 243 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,000 - Private George Randall at your service, sir. 244 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,480 (bubblegum pops) 245 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,560 - How you doing sensei, I'm Claude, give me five. 246 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,240 (hand slaps) 247 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,920 - Hey listen, you want to drum up more business, 248 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,000 you're going to have to lose old Ho Chi Minh here. 249 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,040 Serious attitude problem. 250 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,200 - [Woman] I'm worried about it. 251 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,040 (students muttering) 252 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,120 - Everyone outside. 253 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,480 - Touchy, touchy. 254 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,040 (upbeat music) 255 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,680 - All right, choose your beds, 256 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,280 settle in and I'll see you later. 257 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,480 (music intensifies) 258 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360 - Fantastic. 259 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,760 - Well, it isn't Club Med. 260 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,280 - Looks like we're going to get 261 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,680 to know each other real well, real soon. 262 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,480 - I just wonder when we're going 263 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,960 to get those little outfits. 264 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,600 You know, the cute little black bathrobes. 265 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,400 - When you earn them. 266 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,480 - Okay, okay. 267 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,960 (door squeaks) 268 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,600 - I had Herod ship this ahead. 269 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,360 Private stock. 270 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,640 Caviar anyone? 271 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,160 (goofy music) 272 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,920 (bed clattering) 273 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,200 - Personal friend of yours? 274 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,280 - No way, I hate that fucker and everyone else 275 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,640 on that side of the world, because you never know 276 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,480 when they're going to drop the big one. 277 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,320 I mean, they're already screwing with the rain. 278 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,960 20 inches this year, when we're expecting 15. 279 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,400 You got to watch those things. 280 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,640 You watch those things? 281 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,480 - No. 282 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,600 - I watch 'em. 283 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,440 - If anyone would like some bubbly later on, 284 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,480 I've got a nice Perrier-Jouet '69. 285 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,000 - How about a Bud Light? 286 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,560 (clock ticking) 287 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:30,560 - George, George, this your alarm clock ticking? 288 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,200 - Holy shit. 289 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,680 (explosion blasts) 290 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,120 - The article seems to be helping 291 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,840 in bringing in some new blood. 292 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,200 (Chiba grunting) 293 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,360 So what do you think of our new students, Father? 294 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,920 (Chiba grunts) 295 00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,080 - Sensei. 296 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,280 - What the fuck is this? 297 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,160 - I don't know sensei. 298 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,440 - You don't know? 299 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,040 Some shit-ass school comes out of nowhere 300 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,360 and I got to read about it in some fucking magazine? 301 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,440 - I'm saying, I've never heard of that sensei. 302 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,280 - Yeah? 303 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,480 You get your ass over there 304 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,840 and you find out what's going on. 305 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,920 I want to know who's running this place. 306 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:25,920 - All right. 307 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,480 - Go, God damn it! 308 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,800 (crickets chirping) (owl hooting) 309 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,920 (people snoring) 310 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,800 (door creaking open) 311 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,720 (mysterious music) 312 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,600 (bow smacks) (man yelps) 313 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,840 - Lesson one. Learning to move is easy. 314 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:12,920 Learning when to move is hard. (grunts) 315 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,880 (calming music) 316 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,000 - I see you found yourself a favorite. 317 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,280 Do you think he's going to be worth the trouble? 318 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,720 - Our young man is quite full of himself. 319 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,160 First we empty cup, then we will see what is inside. 320 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,920 (gentle music) 321 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,360 (birds chattering) 322 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,360 (dramatic music) (birds cawing) 323 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,480 (camera shuttering) 324 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,360 (music intensifies) 325 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,080 (Chiba grunting and yelling) 326 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,760 - Okay, first things first, 327 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,480 we're going to start by getting everyone in shape. 328 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,360 Follow instructions, and you'll make it through the week, 329 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,200 no problem. 330 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,360 Now! (people laughing) 331 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,920 Let's see if you're properly dressed for morning run. 332 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,200 - Good morning. 333 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,760 - Aren't you going to change? 334 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,120 - But I have. 335 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,160 (guitar music) 336 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,120 - I see. 337 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,840 (energetic music) 338 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,320 ♪ Don't know where I'm going ♪ 339 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,000 ♪ Don't know where I've been ♪ 340 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,640 ♪ Always on the outside ♪ 341 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,240 ♪ Always looking in ♪ 342 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,440 - Is that guys a fox? 343 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,480 - Oh please. 344 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,400 - Well I think he is. 345 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,840 ♪ Wearin' a happy face ♪ 346 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,440 - Have fun guys. (yawns) I'm going to go to bed. 347 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,000 ♪ Nothing's happening I can't do ♪ 348 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,720 ♪ Gotta learn how to give it a try ♪ 349 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,440 ♪ Nothing's happening out of control ♪ 350 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,720 - Grass looks great. 351 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,960 Get yourself one of those electric lawnmowers, 352 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,840 and it goes a lot faster. 353 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,680 (Chiba yells) 354 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,760 ♪ Nothing's happening too much pressure ♪ 355 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,400 ♪ Gonna go to a private school ♪ 356 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,080 ♪ Nothing's happening need a professor ♪ 357 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:39,120 ♪ Trying to learn about this golden rule ♪ 358 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,520 ♪ Don't know where I'm going ♪ 359 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,160 ♪ Don't know what I've been ♪ 360 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,720 ♪ Always on the outside ♪ 361 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,480 ♪ Always looking in ♪ 362 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,160 ♪ But now I keep on running fast ♪ 363 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,880 ♪ Keep at a steady pace ♪ 364 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,520 ♪ Looking at the finish line ♪ 365 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,320 ♪ First in every race ♪ 366 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,080 ♪ Something's happening, I'm going to make it ♪ 367 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,720 ♪ I can feel it, don't you see ♪ 368 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,440 ♪ Something's happening, let's just take it ♪ 369 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:15,120 ♪ Now it's happening to you and me, me, can't you see ♪ 370 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,800 ♪ That something's happening, we can do it ♪ 371 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:22,840 ♪ Now we're heading for the very top ♪ 372 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,280 ♪ Something's happening, gonna get to it ♪ 373 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,640 - Well we're gonna look for breakfast. 374 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,920 - Take a look around you. 375 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,040 Nuts, berries. 376 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,720 - The three Rs: roots, roaches and rats. 377 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,640 - Right. 378 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,120 You're going to have to follow nature's lead 379 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,800 and live off the land, okay? 380 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,400 - (sighs) Just my luck, not a 7-Eleven in sight. 381 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,520 ♪ Something's happening, I'm going to make it ♪ 382 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,840 ♪ I can feel it, don't you see ♪ 383 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,760 ♪ Something's happening, let's just take it ♪ 384 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,200 ♪ Now it's happening to you and me, me ♪ 385 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,400 ♪ Can't you see ♪ 386 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,320 ♪ That something's happening, we can do it ♪ 387 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,760 ♪ Now headed for the very top ♪ 388 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,840 ♪ Something's happening, gonna get to it ♪ 389 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:21,120 ♪ Nothing's ever gonna make us stop, stop, stop stop stop ♪ 390 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:24,040 ♪ Something's happening, something's happening ♪ 391 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,600 ♪ Something happening ♪ 392 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,680 - Vodka martini? 393 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,480 - Oh. 394 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,600 - Shaken, not stirred. 395 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,200 (upbeat music) 396 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,600 - Ah, civilization. 397 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,680 (music skids) 398 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,920 (twangy guitar music) 399 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,680 (cheerful music) 400 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,880 - This is one big joke to you, isn't it? 401 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,720 - A joke? 402 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,840 No, I was just making sure 403 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,520 that the neighbors were friendly. 404 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,920 - Give me 50 push-ups. 405 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,880 - (laughing) You're funny. 406 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,680 (ground thuds) 407 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,320 - Was that 15 or 50? 408 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:08,320 (intense music) (girls giggling) 409 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,360 - I could never be a nudist. 410 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,280 I'm always spilling hot coffee on my lap. 411 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,040 (cheerful music) 412 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,840 (men grunting) 413 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,920 (men yelling) 414 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,280 - I was just going to ask him where the bathroom is. 415 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,880 (men yelling) 416 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,880 (punches whooshing) 417 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,800 (bricks shatter) 418 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,320 (men yelling) 419 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,120 (punches whooshing) 420 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,160 (punches whooshing) 421 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,360 (smoke sizzling) 422 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,760 (bell dings) 423 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,720 (men chanting) 424 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,280 (group muttering) 425 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,000 - Okay, who's first? 426 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,640 - Ladies first. 427 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,960 - Lesson two, defeated in heart, defeated in battle. 428 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,520 - I'll go. 429 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,920 (group cheering encouragements) 430 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,040 - Big deal. 431 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,920 - So, you see anybody here you like? 432 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,720 - Mm-hmm, over there. 433 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,920 - The strong silent type? 434 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,480 - Do you feel lucky today? Do you, punk? 435 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,240 - Are you always like this George? 436 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,120 - What are you, some kind of shrink? 437 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,680 - Well I like to think that I'm good with people. 438 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,400 - I bet down deep inside, you are a frustrated family man. 439 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,760 who wants a wife, 2.3 kids, house. 440 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,920 - Fat chance. 441 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,480 My Christmas list calls for an M-60 with endless ammo belts, 442 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,240 an army of El Salvadorian rebels 443 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,080 and a broad with tits out to here. 444 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,200 (Claude screaming) 445 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,800 - Wait, come on, hold on, help, somebody, help. 446 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,640 Oh no! Ah! 447 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,440 - You think he'll live to see 30? 448 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,320 - If his birthday's tomorrow. 449 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,080 - We take out life insurance on old Clyde here 450 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,680 and we can all retire. 451 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,120 What'd I say? 452 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,960 Bonzai! 453 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:05,880 (energetic music) (people shouting) 454 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,600 ♪ Oh, she's a little scary ♪ 455 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,480 ♪ Got the howl in her hands ♪ 456 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,400 Okay soldiers, come on up. 457 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,360 ♪ She could turn a fairy ♪ 458 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,760 ♪ Into a muscle man ♪ 459 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,360 ♪ Oh, she got hokey ♪ 460 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,800 - Yo baby. 461 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,400 ♪ Hokey-pokey ♪ 462 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,040 (Claude crashing) 463 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,520 ♪ Yes you do, yeah ♪ 464 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,520 ♪ Doobie doobie for your tokin' ♪ 465 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:44,680 ♪ She's got all the pieces, and all the parts are working ♪ 466 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,200 ♪ But later in the evening, you best not be lurking ♪ 467 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,520 ♪ She got hokey ♪ 468 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,440 - All right, your turn. 469 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,600 - May I? 470 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,240 ♪ Don't be tokin' for the hokey-pokey ♪ 471 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,280 (buzzsaw whirling) 472 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,240 ♪ Bobby tried to kiss her ♪ 473 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,000 ♪ Now he'll never play his horn ♪ 474 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,160 (group applauds) 475 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,480 (group laughs) 476 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:32,480 - Was that easy or what? (laughs) 477 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,880 ♪ She got hokey, hokey pokey ♪ 478 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:45,520 ♪ It's no jokey, don't be dopey, for the hokey-pokey ♪ 479 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,600 ♪ Well nothing's going to please her ♪ 480 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,840 ♪ Like a man upon his knees ♪ 481 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,800 ♪ If you try to tease her ♪ (girls muttering) 482 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,640 (Josh sighs) 483 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,280 ♪ You got to dot your Is and cross your Ts ♪ 484 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:08,280 ♪ She's got hokey, hokey pokey ♪ 485 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,920 ♪ It's not jokey, don't be dopey ♪ 486 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,160 ♪ For the hokey pokey ♪ 487 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,520 - You see this? - Yeah. 488 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,240 - You see me. - Yeah. 489 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,640 - Now watch. 490 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:29,640 (explosion blasts) (mysterious music) 491 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,800 - Hello? Hello? 492 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,360 (Chiba shouting) 493 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,760 (Chiba shouts) 494 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,760 ♪ You put your left foot in ♪ 495 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,760 ♪ You put your left foot out ♪ 496 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,920 ♪ You put your left foot in and you shake it all about ♪ 497 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,760 ♪ You do the ninja-ninja and you do the ninja walk ♪ 498 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,120 ♪ And that's what it's all about ♪ 499 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,720 (Chiba yells) (group screams) 500 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,920 (Chiba speaking Japanese) 501 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,480 (gentle music) 502 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,600 (bow thuds) - Ow! 503 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,800 (Chiba laughing) 504 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,280 (Josh grunts) 505 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,200 - Yes, we still are taking applications. 506 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,600 Oh, it's $15,000 for the first year, and the... 507 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,680 (laughs) Of course the black belt is guaranteed. 508 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,600 Well then, would that be on your 509 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,200 American Express Gold or your platinum card? 510 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,400 Surely. Thank you. 511 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,040 (phone beeps) 512 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,880 - Hey, so I see you guys are number two around here. 513 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,480 How about some sort of discount? 514 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,480 - Discount? - Yeah! 515 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,480 - (laughs) I'll give you a fucking discount. 516 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,560 (kid screaming) 517 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,400 (George sighs) 518 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,960 (falling music) 519 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,400 (cheerful music) 520 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,480 (nunchucks whipping) 521 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,360 ♪ I love you baby ♪ 522 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,840 ♪ I love you darling ♪ 523 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,480 ♪ I love you so much ♪ 524 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,520 ♪ More than you could ever love me ♪ 525 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,920 ♪ I know you're thinking, makes me feel all right ♪ 526 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,400 ♪ Touch me, touch me darling, thrill me in the night ♪ 527 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,480 ♪ One day, we're going to get married ♪ 528 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,640 ♪ Someday, and I'm going to carry ♪ 529 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,720 ♪ You dear in these loving arms ♪ 530 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,440 ♪ Take me in your heart ♪ 531 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,880 ♪ Doo doo doo say it ♪ 532 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,080 ♪ Doo doo doo all night ♪ 533 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:27,040 ♪ Doo doo doo yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ 534 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,600 (Josh panting) 535 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,080 - Give up? 536 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,880 - Never. 537 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,760 - She's going to kill me. 538 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,560 ♪ Show me, show me darling ♪ 539 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,760 ♪ There's no love to hide ♪ 540 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,920 ♪ Listen, we might be too young ♪ 541 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,280 ♪ You will be the one ♪ 542 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,160 ♪ This time, we'll make it clear ♪ 543 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,120 ♪ This is what we'll hear ♪ 544 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,240 ♪ Doo doo doo say it ♪ 545 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,760 ♪ Doo doo doo all night ♪ 546 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,760 - You're getting better. 547 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,760 - I'm a great believer in exercise. 548 00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,320 I used to have a Butler jogging for me back home. 549 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,320 - You should have found someone in better shape. 550 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,840 - Yeah, well his Pacemaker was going 551 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,120 to give out on him anyway. 552 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,560 So you guys get out much? 553 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,400 I figured you guys to be real party animals for the weekend. 554 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,600 - Really? 555 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,640 - Or have you got a special someone on the side? 556 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,280 A boyfriend? 557 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,120 - No boyfriend. 558 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,120 - That's what I thought. 559 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,440 Well, Josh looks like you have to do 560 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,040 your bit for mankind here. 561 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,760 (gentle music) Hey Gayle! 562 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,400 (Josh thuds) 563 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,680 (cheeky music) 564 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,920 - You were off balance. 565 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,760 - Balance? 566 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,240 - Lesson Three, balance. 567 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,520 - The purpose the traditional karate yell is twofold. 568 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,720 The first is to help you focus on your blow. 569 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,800 - Go ahead, take your best shot. 570 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,240 (George karate-yelling) 571 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,120 - Next. 572 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,000 (Claude karate-yelling) 573 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,720 Next. 574 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,880 (George karate-yelling) 575 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,360 (hat whooshing) 576 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,840 Next. 577 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,880 - Ah 578 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,720 - Louder! 579 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,480 - Ah. 580 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,320 - Louder! 581 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,320 - Ah. 582 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,040 (sound reverberates) 583 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,400 - All right all right, here we go. 584 00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,240 - Here, you try one, yeah. 585 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,320 - Okay. Okay. 586 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,160 - Go ahead. 587 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,160 - Yeah, yeah, don't rush me. 588 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,000 - Come on. 589 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,200 (small explosion poofs) 590 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,800 (lively music) 591 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,560 (energetic music) 592 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,400 (people shouting) 593 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,320 ♪ She's a little scary ♪ 594 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,480 ♪ Got the power in your limbs ♪ 595 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,120 (Josh yells) ♪ She can turn a fairy ♪ 596 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,120 (fighters grunting and yelling) 597 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,640 ♪ She got hokey ♪ 598 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,680 ♪ Hokey pokey ♪ 599 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,840 (Josh grunting and yelling) 600 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,600 ♪ It's no jokey, don't be dopey ♪ 601 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,560 ♪ For the hokey-pokey ♪ 602 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,480 ♪ She's got all the pieces ♪ 603 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,400 ♪ And all the parts are working ♪ 604 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,240 (George grunting) 605 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,520 ♪ You best not be lurking ♪ 606 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,360 - Chicken-shit faggot. 607 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,320 (menacing music) 608 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,480 (frogs croaking) 609 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,880 (music intensifies) 610 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,560 (intense music) 611 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,760 (mysterious music) 612 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,840 (camera shutter snaps) 613 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,400 (Gayle humming) 614 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,480 (cheerful music) 615 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,200 - Aye, mamasita. 616 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,920 Show me what you got. 617 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,640 (Gonzales speaking Spanish) 618 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,360 (owl hooting) 619 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,200 - I thought I saw someone out here. 620 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,000 - Yes, I know. 621 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,040 (dramatic music) 622 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,560 - Father, I have a feeling, 623 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,760 a premonition that something's is wrong. 624 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,680 - You have a ways to go yet. 625 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,640 What seems wrong may be right after all. 626 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,920 - Who said that, Confucius? 627 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,760 - No, Chiba. 628 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,360 - You don't want me to look around? 629 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,920 - Just ghosts from the past. 630 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,720 - You don't have any ghosts that I know of. 631 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:30,080 - We all have them, my flower, even me. 632 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,800 (Josh yawning) 633 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,520 - It's dawn. 634 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,080 (people snoring) (birds hooting) 635 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,600 (Josh snorts) 636 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,080 (intense music) 637 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:55,600 (stick smacks) - Ow! Ow! 638 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,400 (Chiba laughing) 639 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,400 (energetic music) 640 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,720 - You understand? 641 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,080 - I think you better show me one more time. 642 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,120 (Chiba grunts) 643 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,960 Okay I'll do them all. 644 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,600 Cool, thanks. 645 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,360 - Okay I want you to take a shuriken, 646 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,160 and then you flick it home with your wrist. 647 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,480 - I will try. 648 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,560 (Gonzales yelps) 649 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,400 - What was that? 650 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,840 - Nothing. Next please. 651 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,800 (shuriken swoops) (bird caws) 652 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,240 (bird thuds) 653 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,440 - George. 654 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,840 - I'll take four. 655 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,720 (shuriken swooshes) 656 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,800 (shuriken swooshes and thuds) 657 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,920 ♪ Short temper, please remember ♪ 658 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,120 - Concentrate. 659 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,080 (shuriken thuds) 660 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,040 - (laughs) Now is that concentration or what? 661 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,400 (spy music) 662 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,120 (controller buzzing and beeping) 663 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:42,840 - Sharper Image. 664 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,480 (Chiba grunting) 665 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,320 - Are you sure you want me to do this? 666 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,120 - It's okay. 667 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,360 - All right, you asked for it. 668 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,520 (arrow whizzing) 669 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,920 (Suzy gasps) 670 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,440 - Any volunteers? 671 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,480 - I can do that. 672 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,080 Piece of cake. 673 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,960 - You sure? 674 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,920 ♪ Cupid, draw back your bow ♪ 675 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,640 - Okay, now you have my undivided attention. 676 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,560 (arrows thudding) 677 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,520 Is that the best you guys can do? 678 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,960 - Concentrate. 679 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,560 - Chiba, baby, relax. 680 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,920 (arrows flying) 681 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,480 - Oh, what? A black belt now, hmm? 682 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,400 - There's a Japanese saying: 683 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,800 "A nail that sticks out must be knocked back in place." 684 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,600 - [Phillip] All right, lads let's get him. 685 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,440 - [Josh] Oh shit. 686 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,400 (arrows flying and thudding) 687 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,960 (Chiba laughing) 688 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,960 - Okay, be careful. 689 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,080 - Okay. 690 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:57,920 - You got it. 691 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,720 - I got it. 692 00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,600 - You're sure? 693 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,400 - Positive. 694 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,480 (explosion blasts) (twinkling music) 695 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,280 (Claude coughing) 696 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,120 - So what'd you find out? 697 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,600 - That place is a dump, Sensei. 698 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,920 They got some bimbo instructor there 699 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,440 and 12 pathetic students. 700 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,240 - A dump huh? 701 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,560 So what the fuck are they doing number one? 702 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,280 - Well you got the sensei in there? 703 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,840 - Hey, no problema. 704 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,560 Hey look at this one, Sensei. 705 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,400 Oh, that one's personal. 706 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,040 - What the fuck is this? 707 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,320 What are you doing, Gonzales, jerking my chain here or what? 708 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,080 (menacing music) 709 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,960 Chiba. 710 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,720 - No sensei, nunchucks. 711 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,400 - That son of a bitch needs another lesson. 712 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,560 And this time I'm going to hurt him real bad. 713 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,240 (stick smacks) (Josh yells) 714 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,360 - Goddammit. 715 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,720 - Okay listen up, it's Friday 716 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,440 and it's time we started putting it all together. 717 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,040 Now you've done hand to hand and a few traditional weapons. 718 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,240 It's a good foundation, but let's face it. 719 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,400 There's a real world out there 720 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,760 and your average, mugger's not coming 721 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,360 at you with a shuriken or a sword, right George? 722 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,480 - Affirmative. 723 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,400 Kids nowadays are into semi-automatics 724 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,640 with extended 25-round mags. 725 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,760 - So we're going to have you taking out 726 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,360 paint guns for practice. 727 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,200 - Guns? 728 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:10,160 - You, you, and you 729 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,840 will be making up the home team with me. 730 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,160 Now, these things sting a little so watch yourselves. 731 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,520 No headshots, okay? 732 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,280 Now this is compressed air, good for 10 to 12 shots. 733 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,040 - So what about us, what do we get? 734 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,320 - You get the real weapons. 735 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,960 Now head on up the trail 736 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,880 and give us half an hour to get set up here. 737 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,600 - Ooh, real weapons. 738 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,440 - Don't worry, I got something that'll give us an edge. 739 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,000 (mysterious music) 740 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,560 (George yells) (gunfire blasts) 741 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,160 It's showtime. 742 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,760 - Let's get this thing over with. 743 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,160 - Wait, they expect us to take the path. 744 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,320 Follow me, we'll flank them, rip their hearts out. 745 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,360 - What? - Shh. 746 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,320 - What?! 747 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,880 - It's quiet, too quiet. 748 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,560 - There's nobody within miles of here. 749 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,400 (Claude yelling) 750 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,880 - Hi. 751 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:56,960 - Bang? 752 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,280 - Well guys, we're almost there, back in one piece. 753 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,120 - Shh. 754 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,280 - Rattlesnake! 755 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,240 (Lynn panicking) 756 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,560 (paintball guns firing) 757 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,720 (George yelling) 758 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,080 - [Lynn] Ow! Ow! 759 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,800 - Couldn't you have used pastels? 760 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,760 (upbeat music) 761 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,000 - Can you believe that? 762 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,320 We got Lynn, we got Claude. 763 00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,880 (Suzy gasps) 764 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,040 (Suzy yells) 765 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040 (romantic music) 766 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,440 (Suzy sighs) 767 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,600 - Suzy! 768 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,200 (paint ball thuds) (dramatic music) 769 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,000 Woops. 770 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,960 (Suzy thuds) 771 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,480 - Happens every time. 772 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,720 (paint ball gun fires) 773 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,080 - Bullseye. 774 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,640 (dramatic music) 775 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,480 - Gayle. 776 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,800 (paintball gun fires) 777 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,480 - She's mine. I'm going to blow her face away. 778 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:45,720 (paintball gun fires) (George grunts) 779 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,520 - Today's lesson is, a weapon's only as good 780 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,920 as the one using it. 781 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,440 (paintball gun fires) 782 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,960 - You want to kiss and make up? 783 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,440 - I'm hit. 784 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,280 - You're dead. 785 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,840 - Dead? - Dead, you're history pal. 786 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:09,000 Buried, finished, kaput, finito, sayonara, get it? 787 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:15,880 - [Suzy] Hey, what's he doing? 788 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,840 - [Instructor] Shh, he's meditating. 789 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,560 Excuse me, that's a really neat trick. 790 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,640 (screaming) 791 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,960 I think he needs to work on his concentration. 792 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,960 (upbeat music) 793 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,160 (men grunting and yelling) 794 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,680 - I say. (Suzy giggles) 795 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,520 - You know, days like these make me think. 796 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,360 - I like your taste in decoration. 797 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,840 - Decoration? It's insurance man. 798 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,680 - Section eight, he's gone over the edge. 799 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:39,240 (gentle music) (birds call) 800 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,400 - Looking for a midnight snack? 801 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,920 (sticks clatter) 802 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,920 - I'm rigging myself an alarm system. 803 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:08,640 - Why? 804 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,800 - Why? Because Chiba keeps bopping my head, that's why. 805 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,680 The guy is obviously a loon, 806 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,720 and who the hell does he think that he is? 807 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:19,520 - The sensei. 808 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,600 - Well, he's straight out of Friday the 13th. 809 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,600 Jason lives, trust me. 810 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,280 - You think he's a little hard on you, is that it? 811 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,240 - No, I like to hurt when I walk. 812 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,760 - It's a privilege. 813 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,000 - You don't have to tell me about privilege. 814 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:39,000 I have led a privileged life, and it's $800 suits. 815 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,200 It's having to dial nine to get an outside line 816 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,520 from your house. 817 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,160 - I'm sorry. 818 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,440 - You're sorry? 819 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,880 - Yes, you're obviously wasting your time here. 820 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,040 - Well what about you, the loons assistant. 821 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,720 - The loons daughter. 822 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,880 (birds calling) 823 00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,720 - Hey Gayle. 824 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:03,800 Look, I'm sorry. 825 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,760 I haven't slept in a week and I'm starting to hallucinate. 826 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,560 - I understand. 827 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,520 I've been doing this since I was knee high. 828 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,920 I realize it gets a little rough at times. 829 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,120 - I can't figure you out. 830 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,600 I mean, a girl with your looks and brains 831 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,400 can really go far. 832 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,760 You ever think of joining the real world? 833 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,480 - Yeah, I gave it a shot a few years back. 834 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,680 Didn't amount to much. 835 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:33,800 (gentle music) 836 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,040 I woke up one day realizing 837 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,920 I was just going through the motions. 838 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,120 That night, I was back training again. 839 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,160 - And he took you back? 840 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,480 - Of course, the prodigal daughter returns to the fold. 841 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,400 He never said "I told you so", 842 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,200 but you could tell that's what he was thinking. 843 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,600 It was really rough the first couple of months. 844 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,600 I mean in his eyes I'd been corrupted 845 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,520 and he had to set things straight again. 846 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,880 I'm glad I did it though. 847 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,680 Gave me a new perspective on things. 848 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,600 I'm with him from choice now. 849 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,920 You know, he really likes you. 850 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,360 - (laughs) No way. 851 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,920 Remember me, I'm the guy he uses for batting practice. 852 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,000 - Yes that's because he sees you as some sort of successor. 853 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,120 - Really? 854 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:28,480 - It's like the highest of gifts to the lowest of the low. 855 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,200 Well, I'd better head on back to the house. 856 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,840 I'm off with the advanced students in the morning. 857 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,240 And you're stuck with Chiba. 858 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,760 - No, not yet. 859 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,320 - Why not? 860 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:51,000 - Everything in its own time, you understand? 861 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,600 - No, I don't. I'm an '80s guy. 862 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,640 I like to rush things, I have to go for it. 863 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,720 (Josh sighs) 864 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,880 But I guess I don't have much choice, do I? 865 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,400 I guess not. 866 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,040 (small explosion blasts) 867 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,280 Come on Claude, let's go to sleep. 868 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,080 - Amazing how time flies. 869 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,480 Two more days, I'll be back in service. 870 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,360 - And I'm back to nine to five. 871 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,360 - Or five to 10 with time off for good behavior. 872 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,160 - What do you do, George? 873 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,960 - Orange County chamber of commerce. 874 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,600 - What about you? 875 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,800 - I work with the atomic energy commission. 876 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,280 - You got access to plutonium? 877 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,800 (goofy music) 878 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,120 - (sighs) Another couple of days guys, 879 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,360 I think we're going to make it. 880 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,200 (cans clattering) 881 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,080 (men grunting and yelling) 882 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,960 - All right now seven, and no-holds-barred. 883 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:09,800 (dramatic music) 884 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,400 (men grunting and yelling) 885 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,600 - One, two, three, four, five, six. 886 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,640 All right that's six, now where's... 887 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,880 (strike smacks) (Adleman groans) 888 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,320 - Gotcha, sensei. 889 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:11,560 ("Do Your Ears Hang Low" on harmonica) 890 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,520 (dramatic music) 891 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,800 (George laughing maniacally) 892 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,560 (gunfire blasts) 893 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,560 (adventure music) 894 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,080 (romantic music) 895 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,480 (birds calling) 896 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,840 (gentle, uplifting music) 897 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,360 (Claude groans) 898 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,640 (dreamlike music) 899 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,920 (menacing music) 900 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,000 (dramatic music) 901 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,160 (weapon wooshing) 902 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,080 (weapons clanging) 903 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:59,200 (romantic music) (birds chirping) 904 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,720 (baby cooing) 905 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,240 (owl hooting) 906 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,960 (gentle music) 907 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,920 (sultry music) 908 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:14,440 (romantic music) 909 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,080 (can clattering softly) 910 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,800 ♪ Look in my eyes and tell me you love me ♪ 911 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:39,800 ♪ I'm falling off of my feet ♪ 912 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:45,640 ♪ Falling, your love is so sweet ♪ 913 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:51,200 ♪ I'm falling, going out of my mind ♪ 914 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:56,840 ♪ 'Cause of every I think of you girl ♪ 915 01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:03,480 ♪ I can't sleep, I want to hold you ♪ 916 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:09,280 ♪ I can't eat, I think I've told you ♪ 917 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:14,960 ♪ I would try to never hurt you ♪ 918 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,720 ♪ You know that I love you, I'll never desert you ♪ 919 01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:22,720 ♪ I'm falling, deeper each day ♪ 920 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:28,520 ♪ Falling, hear what I say ♪ 921 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:34,080 ♪ I'm falling, please understand ♪ 922 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:40,040 ♪ Falling I am, oh yes you do, girl ♪ 923 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:44,640 (Josh screaming) (cans clanging) 924 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,480 - Josh, grow up. 925 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,160 - Just get me out of here, okay? 926 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,640 (birds chirping) 927 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,120 (intense music) 928 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,200 (weapons clacking) 929 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,760 (dramatic music) 930 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,880 (door creaking) 931 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,880 - Where's everybody? Place looks deserted. 932 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,320 - Deserted? 933 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,960 Hell, there could be thousands 934 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:51,920 of those invisible sons of bitches around here 935 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,960 and we'd never even know it. 936 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,720 - I don't know, there's something wrong. 937 01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,560 I can just feel it. 938 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,600 - What's up guys? 939 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,120 - We're looking for Gayle. 940 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,720 - She's gone with the advanced students 941 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,160 on a survival exercise. 942 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,000 Practice on your own. 943 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,200 - Practice on our own. 944 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,720 (Josh sighs) 945 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:30,400 ♪ In California, in California. ♪ 946 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,040 - Mm, I love the life of a ninja. 947 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,520 (George sighing) 948 01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:52,520 (dramatic music) 949 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,680 (car doors slamming) 950 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:06,960 - Holy shit. 951 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:13,440 (pants zipping) (George groans) 952 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:16,320 - Everything exactly as I told you, Gonzalez? 953 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,640 - Exactly, Sensei. 954 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:19,360 I got 10 people waiting for you by the pond, 955 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,480 Another ten waiting for me. 956 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:26,040 Hey, Sensei, don't worry, we'll kick some ass. 957 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:26,960 - Yes we will. 958 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,360 And remember nobody touches the old Jap. 959 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,360 He's mine. 960 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,320 (Lynn panting) 961 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,840 - [George] Th-th-th-there's a shit load of ninja' 962 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,120 coming this way! 963 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,320 - Cool, are they cute? 964 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,760 - Cute? They're going to beat us up! 965 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,600 Come on! 966 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,080 (goofy music) 967 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,720 (birds singing) 968 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,720 - Get up asshole. 969 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:10,600 (group clamoring and shouting) 970 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,440 - Shut up! 971 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:13,720 - I say. 972 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,400 (dramatic music) 973 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,280 - See, I told you! 974 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:32,720 - Okay, back to camp. 975 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,200 There's a small army heading this way, 976 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,720 and we thought that you might like to join us 977 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,080 for a little R and R in Burbank. 978 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:43,920 - Go. 979 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,680 We'll take you on the Universal Studios tour. 980 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,840 - So long suckers. 981 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,120 - Wait, Chiba's not going. 982 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:49,160 - What? 983 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,400 - This is not your concern, this is my fight. 984 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:54,920 Go! 985 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,280 - I'm staying. 986 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,280 - Hey, come on guys, he wants us to go. 987 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:01,960 This isn't our fight. 988 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,200 - The other sensei he's got his students, 989 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,560 ours should have his. 990 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,480 - But this is a job for the advanced class. 991 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:08,920 - We're all he's got. 992 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:12,240 - No disrespect intended sensei but I have a somewhat 993 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,440 varied experience that might prove of assistance in a pinch. 994 01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:17,600 - What about you? Let's go Clyde. 995 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,720 - No, I'm staying in, and my name is Claude. 996 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,160 - What now, sensei? 997 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,640 - First, we fight. 998 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,840 (exciting music) 999 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,960 (birds calling) 1000 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:14,200 (man choking) (neck cracks) 1001 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,120 (Suzy sneezes) 1002 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,640 (ninja yells) 1003 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,840 (Suzy yelling) 1004 01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,640 (fighters grunting) 1005 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:33,440 - You wouldn't hurt a cute little girl like me, would you? 1006 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,320 (birds chirping) 1007 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,360 (Suzy laughs) 1008 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,920 - [Lynn] Oh my God. 1009 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:44,320 (ninja yelling) 1010 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,640 - [Ninja] Come out, bimbo. 1011 01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:47,960 - Bimbo? What'd you call me? 1012 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,040 Prepare to die, butt head! 1013 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,400 - [Ninja] Come on, give it to me. 1014 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,040 (Lynn grunting) 1015 01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,720 (Lynn yells) 1016 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,400 - Thanks Lynn. 1017 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,360 - Hi, can I help you? 1018 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,920 (yells) George, George! 1019 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:17,040 (George yelling) 1020 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,800 (men groaning) 1021 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,360 - Thanks, George. 1022 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,320 - Don't mention it. 1023 01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,680 (punch smacks) 1024 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,200 Go ahead, he's all yours partner. 1025 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,880 (punches smack) 1026 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,440 - Oh shit, I broke nail. 1027 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:54,520 (ninja screaming) 1028 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:58,360 - Okay, lesson two, when in doubt, run. 1029 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,480 (Ninjas screaming) 1030 01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,240 Where is Chiba when you need him? 1031 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:05,480 (fighters yelling) 1032 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,040 (ninja screaming) 1033 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:10,640 Lesson number four, you too can join the Vienna Boys Choir. 1034 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,240 (ninja yells) 1035 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,080 I don't know much about this ninja shit, 1036 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,280 but I do know how to fight dirty. 1037 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:22,960 (Ninja yelling) 1038 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,640 See? I told you. 1039 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,880 (adventure music) 1040 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,640 (birds chirping) 1041 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,240 (door handle rattling) 1042 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,040 (door squeaking) 1043 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,800 (locks snapping) 1044 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:58,680 - [Ninja] What the fuck? 1045 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,560 - That's one dumb son of a bitch. 1046 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:11,680 (group grunting and gasping) 1047 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,520 (adventure music) 1048 01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:19,400 (group chattering) 1049 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,600 (gentle music) 1050 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:58,440 (ninja whooshing) 1051 01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,800 (ninja grunting) 1052 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:03,480 (ninja yelling) 1053 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:12,360 (fighters yelling) 1054 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,920 (ninja yelling) 1055 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,080 (ninja yelling) 1056 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:00,480 (ninjas yelling) 1057 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:06,280 (ninjas yelling) 1058 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:16,560 (chimes tinkling) (calm music) 1059 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,360 (dramatic music) 1060 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,280 (birds chirping) 1061 01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:43,360 - So we meet again Chiba. 1062 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:44,640 - Yes. 1063 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,600 - You guys know each other? 1064 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,280 - Adleman and I are old, old friends. 1065 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:54,200 - You afraid to meet me one-on-one this time, old friend? 1066 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,560 - These going to be yours, only this time, 1067 01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,560 there will be no surprises. 1068 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:05,240 - Yeah, and this time he ain't got Yamazaki 1069 01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,240 around to hold your little hand. 1070 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,040 - I am Yamazaki. 1071 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,880 I am all the masters from the beginning of time. 1072 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:14,640 We are one. 1073 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,240 (Adleman grunting) 1074 01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:24,600 (Chiba yells) 1075 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,600 (Chiba yelling) 1076 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,880 (fighters grunting) 1077 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,600 (Chiba yells) 1078 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:54,040 (fighters yelling) 1079 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:27,120 (group cheering) 1080 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,920 (group cheering) 1081 01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:01,920 (Adleman groans) 1082 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:06,720 (Chiba yelling) 1083 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,360 - [Group] Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! 1084 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,320 Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! 1085 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:28,040 Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! Chiba! 1086 01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:32,880 (group cheering and chanting) 1087 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:37,880 (Chiba yelling) (suspenseful music) 1088 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,960 (dramatic music) 1089 01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:01,080 (group applauds and cheers) 1090 01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:12,840 (gentle music) 1091 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:17,600 - This is a special moment. 1092 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,720 You have survived the most difficult week, 1093 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:23,640 and while you are not as yet ninjas, 1094 01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:26,600 there is nevertheless much here 1095 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:29,040 that will stay with you the rest of your life. 1096 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,480 I wish you who are leaving us well, 1097 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:36,840 and those of you who choose to remain with us, 1098 01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,080 it will get tougher. 1099 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,440 There are no diplomas here. 1100 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,920 What you earn remains inside you. 1101 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:48,320 It is priceless. 1102 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,640 - I say, can I drop you off? 1103 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,320 - How about a little lunch first? 1104 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:59,560 - Oh, there's this lovely little restaurant in Venice, 1105 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,120 Italy, I'm sure you'll like it. 1106 01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,720 (jovial music) 1107 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,320 (car engine starts) 1108 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:22,920 - So, want to get together sometime maybe? 1109 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,000 Wanna give me your number? 1110 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,280 Ah, here, how about if I give you my card? 1111 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:40,760 Oh, this is going to be more trouble than I thought. 1112 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:45,640 Do you do Morse Code? 1113 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,440 Oh George, coming with us? 1114 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:59,360 - You betcha. And my name is Clyde. 1115 01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:07,720 (Mr. Keegan laughs) 1116 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,840 - That's my boy, I'm proud of you. 1117 01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:11,520 I didn't think you could do it. 1118 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,480 - Thanks for the vote of confidence, Dad. 1119 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:14,760 - Well, I told you you'd be the better for it. 1120 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:16,800 Come on and jump in, let's play a little tennis 1121 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,080 over at the house. 1122 01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:21,000 Oh, and by the way, your allowance is reinstated. 1123 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,600 - I think that's going to have to wait for awhile. 1124 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,880 - What? 1125 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:26,080 - I've made some new friends here 1126 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,600 and I think I'd like to stick around. 1127 01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:30,720 - Ah, jokes are jokes Josh, come on. 1128 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,320 - It's no joke. 1129 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:35,160 Look, I'll send you a postcard, we'll do a lunch. 1130 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:42,040 - Don't tell me, 1131 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:44,320 you just turned your back on privileged life. 1132 01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:47,120 - Temporarily. 1133 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,240 - If you're serious about staying, 1134 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,120 you ought to know that I'm- 1135 01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:52,200 - Gayle, wait a second. 1136 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,360 Now the new student's are arriving tomorrow, right? 1137 01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:55,800 - Right. 1138 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,560 - Which means that today is a day off. 1139 01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:00,600 - So? 1140 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,600 - So why don't you and I take a little stroll? 1141 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,480 (romantic music) 1142 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:10,880 We can talk about serious things. 1143 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,400 Like for instance, peace in the middle East, 1144 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:17,480 a new Palestine state, human rights in Nicaragua, 1145 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:21,120 Soviet reform, and how the Japanese companies 1146 01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:24,560 are buying out... (voice fades away) 1147 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,320 (twinkling music) 1148 01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:42,000 (ominous music) 1149 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,640 (whooshing) 1150 01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:58,320 Try not wake the others on the way out, okay? 1151 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,840 (Chiba grunts and laughs) 1152 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:06,160 (door slams) 1153 01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,680 (synth music) 1154 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:26,000 ♪ Day out of game ♪ 1155 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:33,400 ♪ A candle to a flame ♪ 1156 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:39,440 ♪ Shown there on your face ♪ 1157 01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:43,000 ♪ Now fell out of place ♪ 1158 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,840 ♪ You still get undone ♪ 1159 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:50,600 ♪ Like an old shoelace ♪ 1160 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,880 ♪ But I pull through ♪ 1161 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:57,760 ♪ I want to live a little love that is way over due ♪ 1162 01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:01,560 ♪ But I pull through ♪ 1163 01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:10,360 ♪ Tonight I spend the week with you ♪ 1164 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:16,160 ♪ Dreams fill my head ♪ 1165 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:23,400 ♪ With you in my bed ♪ 1166 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,560 ♪ Hold me through the night ♪ 1167 01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:33,200 ♪ Hold me oh so tight ♪ 1168 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,680 ♪ I was caught in your web ♪ 1169 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:40,680 ♪ Looking for your light ♪ 1170 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:44,080 ♪ But I pulled through ♪ 1171 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:48,040 ♪ I want to live a little love that is way overdue ♪ 1172 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:51,800 ♪ But I pull through ♪ 1173 01:27:51,800 --> 01:28:00,600 ♪ Tonight I spent the week with you ♪ 1174 01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:07,240 ♪ Turn on the TV ♪ 1175 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:12,240 ♪ Send out for Newsweek ♪ 1176 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:18,280 ♪ Nights at the North Pole ♪ 1177 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:22,040 ♪ Where can I get some sleep ♪ 1178 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:41,520 ♪ Tonight I spend the week with you ♪ 1179 01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:45,480 ♪ Oh but I pull through ♪ 1180 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:49,560 ♪ I want to live a little love that's way overdue ♪ 1181 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:53,120 ♪ But I pull through ♪ 1182 01:28:53,120 --> 01:29:01,440 ♪ Tonight I spend the week with you ♪